Strip 181 - "Also beware of pickpockets, tipped over wagons, and anyone who offers you food"

2nd Jun 2015, 12:00 AM in Corvus Village
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Haegan2005 2nd Jun 2015, 12:35 AM edit delete reply
Why does that convo remind me of some 2nd ed games i was in? We always seemed to stat a new party with a bar room brawl and escaping jail afterwards...
Raxon 2nd Jun 2015, 1:27 AM edit delete reply
I've been known to try to start porn studios based in paladin headquarters, and tell them that all profits will go to help orphans.

They said no.
IsaiahOmega 2nd Jun 2015, 2:06 AM edit delete reply

Maybe you should start with an. orphan-funding strip club then eventually ease into a porn studio. I'm currently tying this approach to sell off my friend so he can get money.
Raxon 2nd Jun 2015, 7:52 PM edit delete reply
Orphans are a fantastic source of strippers and porn stars, you know. Once they are 18 in some places, younger in others, they are legally consenting adults. However, for the purposes of making porn, it's best to make sure your orphans are 18, otherwise, it limits your legal distribution range.

Also, I think it might be illegal to make porn with someone under 18, even in areas where they would otherwise be consenting adults at 16.

So yeah. You pay for food and medicine for the orphans, and they, in turn, grow up, and work for you. Some of them get pregnant, and you have new, unwanted orphans to raise to be wonderful porn stars. The circle of porn.

That... might be part of what the order of paladins objected to.
Disloyal Subject 3rd Jun 2015, 7:42 PM edit delete reply
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"Stuff Like This is why folks are uneasy with you, Raxon"
Could be.
Book O Dragons 4th Jun 2015, 3:54 AM edit delete reply

*Text placed in the Book of Vile Darkness.*
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