The Legendary Pixel Crew

Uh oh.

Dood just offered you 5 levels for free, yeah you can't betray him unless he betrays you first but still.

*Enter whiny, entitled PC mindset*

Ooooh, Zero, you totes non-cohort-zoned him! And after the poor guy had spent what has probably been days mustering up the courage to ask you! Why aren't you considering his feelings at all, you selfish prick? Why aren't you giving him a chaaaance?

How dare you have obligations and aspirations other than following around a self-centered mercenary who will probably throw you at the nearest trap once things get tough? This is why PCs go around randomly killing others and stealing their stuff! You could have hindered another kobold village slaughter by not leading him on like that and then shooting him down so cruelly! You're responsible for whatever awful thing he decides to do next, you green meanie!

*Exit whiny, entitled PC mindset*

Well, that was disgusting.

Look at these disgusting perverts!

How horrible!

Huh, I didn't know that guy drew outside of /tg/. Maybe it's a repost.

I literally just googled cutebold.

Well then, there is nothing to worry about Zero. Your sister is so very safe that you could probably leave your doors open at night and nothing would happen.

Whatever happens, it can't be too bad. She's just fine outside the flashbacks.

That's just a flesh golem created to act as if it's her.

Next thing you know, Kari will be a gold golem underneath a thin flesh layer, and some guy is going to break his tackle on her.

Pretty sure I told that story before.