Strip 248

5th Nov 2015, 12:00 AM in Corvus Village
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Raxon 5th Nov 2015, 2:10 AM edit delete reply
Raxon
"Bitch, bitch, bitch, that's all I get on the job. Look, I take the work that pays. Now, you might be okay with starving because you disagree with the morality of your employer, but I don't feel like dying a slow, painful death. Now, if you had hired me for, say, personal protection, that would have been great, and we would have gotten along quite well. But no, the only people who hire bodyguards or assassins like myself are the ethically bankrupt douchnozzles like Vandelay. So suck it up, buttercup, because we all get a shitty deal sooner or later."

"What."

I love it when a villain has a very good point, and the hero has no answer. Especially when they never had any other choice, such as being born into servitude of some evil force, and they can't leave, because nobody but an evil asshole has need of those skills. So they hate their employer, but they would starve and die if they left, because they would have to work for some other, equally corrupt master.
Malroth 5th Nov 2015, 4:27 AM edit delete reply
Malroth
Cept he's now working for a paladin and is still doing this kinda thing behind his employers back, kinda a pretty clear sign that he also enjoys his work.
IsaiahOmega 5th Nov 2015, 5:30 AM edit delete reply


"Now lemme roll for damage...I did 1 damage guess I've just gotta keep firing." "Or you could leave me." "Yeah but who hires someone who leaves a job half done. *twang* Hah another one.
fellow 5th Nov 2015, 6:52 PM edit delete reply
fellow
Oh, hey it's the guy who owns that one village.
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