The Legendary Pixel Crew

He promised to feed it Fire, this gave him a bonus to his Diplomacy roll.

This could be very good or very very bad. Probably the latter. The GM giveth and the GM taketh away... and if the GM is giving you a lot of goodies it means either:

1)The GM may be overcompensating for feelings of inadequacy

2) The GM is compensating for being inadequate (getting extra "goodies" distracts from poor adventure design, though it can also cause it)

3) The GM is prepping you for a major, major conflict

I suspect #3. =P

How well can Eli control this wolf now, anyhow? The thing lights up in flames if it wants to and Eli is sitting on it.

Druids are resistant to fire and radiation, thanks to a firm, yet pliable layer of silt and detritus held against their skin by their naturally occuring mucus. This natural camoflage allows them to smell more like the area around them and suppress their natural musk.

If their shell of detritus is damaged, the scent of this musk is released, repelling any prospective predators.

translation, Hippies don't bathe.

I've been considering starting a southpark screencap comic, but the internet situation here is completely borked. Squabbles over ISP territory(their words) results in lines constantly being cut in this town. You can't have a landline here. It will get cut by the rival company and discarded as they make room for their own cable.

That and the fact everyone in the home needs to present a valid drivers license. What's that? Grandma has no license because she's half blind and has parkinson's? No internet for you!

Sadly, there will be no screencap comic about Cartman filming a documentary on the mating habits of the damn dirty hippies.

That's a joke, right? I hear enough bad things about forgein law that I need to call poe's law on this.

Basically, there was this two year period where they would snip the other company's lines and insert their own. Went back and forth pretty constantly until the police got involved. The only one left in town literally requires a driver's license for everyone in the household over 18 before they will install.

So no, we will not be getting a landline because one family member cannot drive. Craw-kan is like comcast, but smaller and more personal in their douchbaggery.

Depends on what kind of druid he is. If he's the kind that gets an animal companion, and he makes this dire wolf his animal companion (Which, if he's only level 3 he couldn't technically do yet, but I don't recall what his level is specifically, or even if it has been mentioned.) then he'd have much greater control over it than if he simply made it his friend, which would make it helpful, but unlikely to be willing to die for him, or to go into the dungeon.

considering he runs around with a ball of magical fire instead of a main hand weapon he's almost certainly a Fire Domain Druid trading in the animal companion for some extra (fire) spells known and a mini fireball power usable between 4 and 8 times per day.