Strip 042

8th Jul 2014, 1:38 AM in Forest of Doom
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Malroth 8th Jul 2014, 1:43 AM edit delete reply

I once read a forum thread about optimizing a village of commoners 1's with coordinated feat, item and skill selection, It was horrifying, Nothing with a CR less than 12 stood a chance of attacking it.
Disloyal Subject 18th Nov 2014, 1:50 PM edit delete reply
Disloyal Subject
That sounds fun. Any chance you could provide a link, or some searchable keywords? (Was it this one?)
Raxon 8th Jul 2014, 1:52 AM edit delete reply
There are no commoners. That is a myth. All those peasants you see in town are actually CR 15 avatars of Serious Sam, god of ass kicking.
lakiel 8th Jul 2014, 9:59 AM edit delete reply

Serious Sam as a god? Never thought of that before but now I must use him in all my future campaigns:D. so obviously a chaotic good god and I'm thinking war destruction travel and fire for domains.
Raxon 8th Jul 2014, 5:38 PM edit delete reply
Would you really want to fight an avatar of Serious Sam?
Malroth 9th Jul 2014, 12:24 AM edit delete reply

I think he wants to be a cleric of serious sam.
guy 8th Jul 2014, 9:54 AM edit delete reply

Yep. 3.5 was a mess. Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking it - I love min/maxing - but it could be waaaaay out of control on occasion.
Just take "Locate city bomb" for instance.
Malroth 8th Jul 2014, 3:25 PM edit delete reply

depends on the vesion used, The Explosive spell+Born of three thunders version fails because the nearest point in a "circle" area affect outside the area is 6 inches up. The Flash frost+ Fell drain version does work but does crap for damage but is gauranteed to make everybody's life miserable by turning all their children and housepets into undead.
Raxon 8th Jul 2014, 8:09 PM edit delete reply
I prefer to teleport with about 150d12 necklaces of fire beads, and sell them to the locals for a copper each. Then I give some kid a lighter bomb.

For an explanation, in vietnam, the Vietcong would sometimes give kids these lighters, telling them their dads (soldiers) sent them as gifts. The kids would run over to show their friends, but the lighters were bombs. This has probably happened in more recent wars, too, but Vietnam is the only one I actually know it happened during.

This is, of course, incredibly evil. However, any of these methods would, or should, instantly alter your alignment to evil, if it's not already.
Malroth 9th Jul 2014, 12:24 AM edit delete reply

I'm pretty sure the shift to evil would start as soon as you started stockpiling your necklaces of fire beads
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