Strip 068

6th Sep 2014, 12:00 AM in Forest of Doom
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DragonTrainer 4th Sep 2014, 3:02 PM edit delete
Being Staggered in Pathfinder means that your actions become more limited. Click the link to learn more about this condition.

Also, while the Orc Bandit Leader may not necessarily be bleeding to death, he's still losing 1 HP per turn due to having his HP in the negatives. In that case, it's easy to see the cause being due to bleeding out from his injuries.



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Raxon 6th Sep 2014, 1:52 AM edit delete reply
Heh. I remember the last time I tried making a called shot. I was banned from ever making called shots again with that DM.

"The moon is not a valid missile" my ass. I had the wizard power to move the freaking moon. I dropped it on the target. I made a called shot to the head. It retroactively didn't happen. Magic missile is not a candidate for a called shot. An arrow with a maximized enhanced greater boosted explosive rune on the fletching doesn't work, either. I am not allowed to make called shots with anything larger than a 1962 volkswagon bus. I cannot to make called shots with stinking cloud.

Then, with a custom ruled shotgun, I later hid in the drow toilets. I waited for the drow matron to sit down.

"I shove the barrel up her backside."


"I make a called shot for her heart."

He didn't even make me roll, but I was never allowed to do it again.
Malroth 6th Sep 2014, 2:39 AM edit delete reply

When we fought the Tarasque I closed into range in the form of a 68 str Colossal++ (2 size categories above colossal) Roc with 100x the carrying capacity of a normal creature of that size category, I picked up a 37000 ton mountain and dropped it on the Tarasque from 1000 feet up and then informed the DM that I had no idea as to the rules if the mountain would actually hit or not. He ad, libbed a DC 26 reflex save (the save DC for my 7th lv spells since that was the highest lv effect in the combo) for half damage, It passed and i rolled almost all 1's on the damage dice and it still was down to single digits.
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